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2021/10/22: Purple Anon Publishes Book “Mein Kampf 2.0”

His follow-up to Adolf Hitler’s original book Mein Kampf

Link for Sharing: SecretAgentWars.com/MeinKampf

2021/10/08: New Form to Send SecretAgentWars a Message without E-Mail

2021/10/05: VIDEO ADDRESS: Purple Anon Declares as Fuhrer of 8chan and Opens Fuhrer 2022 Re-Election Campaign

Purple Anon delivers an electrifying (with literal purple lightning electricity) first campaign speech to begin the Fuhrer of PND election season. Settling upon a temporary title of “Fuhrer of PND”, Purple Anon’s re-election for Fuhrer is turning from what many at first took to be a joke, into a some seeming splintered memory from the past glory days of the 8chan/pol board.

2021/09/29: Purple Anon Releases Video Address Condemning mocking of George Floyd within Meme Warfare:

Recently having returned to 8chan, or 8kun, Purple Anon has put out a passionate video address which condemns anyone mocking the dead, with an emphasis on George Floyd.




2021/09/08: devil Worshippers and Non-devil worshippers compete for Purple Anon’s Favor

We’ve failed to update you since our article on August 21, concerning the confrontation between Purple Anon and the devil worshippers at Pergamon. Please read that article if you need background information to understand this article. The anticipated arrival of Purple to the throne of the devil in Pergamon on that day turned out to be anticlimactic, which is the reason we failed to make an update, because in all seriousness, nothing happened upon his arrival to the throne of the devil; but rather the simple continuation of Purple’s communication with the seven churches of revelation, repeating more or less the same message.

As Purple arrived with the confusion of what to do with devil worshippers who worshipped him as the incarnation of the devil and God, and who thus applying complete obedience to all his desires, they did become Christians. Yet, when pressed, these devil worshippers will not deny that their first priority is to Purple Anon himself, and if ever he commanded them to disregard Jesus in the future, they would not hesitate to obey all from Purple. They even seized upon Purple’s style of worshipping God, and applied it to their worship of Purple. They have a pride within themselves that they should hold the place as Purple’s most trusted followers, because their loyalty does not depend on his continued good behavior as does his other followers, but that they will stay loyal to Purple Anon through any and every trial that might present itself. They constantly claim before Purple, that he has no better friend than them, and never fail to warn him of the wavering loyalty coming from his other non-devil-worshiper friends.

As reportedly heard spoken from Purple Anon himself, he was at first confused at what to do with people who behaved in every way he thought decent, except that when pressed they would admit they are devil worshippers and do worship Purple because they believe he is the devil. At first, and at the scene of his arrival to the devil throne in Pergamon, he did not address the issue; and he let alone those who have now become known as “Purple devil worshippers”. As the weeks have progressed, Purple has settled on a policy of continually ignoring the Purple devil worshippers, and very often not allowing them to speak in his presence. Observers from both sides have noted the similarity of Purple’s treatment of Purple devil worshippers as similar to Mark 1:34: “and He would not permit the demons to speak, because they knew who He was.” Purple has reportedly said, “For the devil to treat his worshippers with long-term kindness, is contrary to their expectation, and will lead them to conclude that a lesson on how to repay good with evil is at hand, and they will take the opportunity. Instead, it is better that I ignore them. Then they will not be confused into seeking my harm.”

In the other faction of the devil worshippers, those who do not accept Purple as the coming of the devil and thus continue their standard devil worshipping practices, Purple has confirmed the unrelenting assault upon them as the greatest enemy of all humanity. As a result of this, the Purple devil worshippers themselves have become hyper vigilant at hunting down the non-purple devil worshippers, and performing power castrations upon them as per Purple’s command not to harm anyone physically, but rather to permanently end all their connections to power, which is called the power castration; and if necessary to imprison them according to Idea #51: “Prison should serve only to prevent crime, and not to punish it.” However, there appears to be a lack of non-purple devil worshippers, as they continually pride themselves as being Purple’s most trustworthy and united force to support Purple Anon in every way conceivable, and to rely upon in his time of need when all else have failed him. It is unknown if all the devil worshippers have been converted to Purple-worship in this way, or if they have simply went into hiding. Yet, rumor has it of the most extreme relentlessness of the Purple-devil-worshippers to root out this group, and it is conceivable in this light that they have been eradicated.

Purple has advised all his non-devil-worshipping followers to heed Jesus’ words according to the gospel of Mark 9:38-41: ‘John said to Him, “Teacher, we saw someone casting out demons in Your name, and we tried to prevent him because he was not following us.” But Jesus said, “Do not hinder him, for there is no one who will perform a miracle in My name, and be able soon afterward to speak evil of Me. For the one who is not against us is for us. For whoever gives you a cup of water to drink because of your name as followers of Christ, truly I say to you, he shall by no means lose his reward.” ‘ And thus the Purple devil worshippers have been left alone, unmolested. Yet, there has been a measured level of respectful protest from non-devil-worshippers about this development, to warn Purple not to fall victim to the seductions of the Purple devil worshippers, no matter how tempting. These non-devil-worshippers claim they have his true interests at heart and are in fact the most loyal of his followers who would sacrifice all to teach and protect him from falling into an immoral lifestyle displeasing to God. And thus the back and forth, between both sides contending that they are in fact Purple’s most devoted and trustworthy friends.

And thus, these Purple devil worshippers, who in all appearances are like the most zealous of Christians, have become a silent arm of Purple’s growing power… a power all the increased by the dismantling of what was to be the enormous war to end all wars, between Purple Anon and the devil worshippers, now converted to adding to his power rather than subtracting from it.

2021/09/06 :

2021/09/03: Purple Anon Re-Releases Secret Agent War song

With permission from Purple Anon himself, I am re-publishing his Secret Agent War song here. Legend has it, that public displays of this song signify the equivalent of a mobilization of his Secret Agent Army. What could be the purpose of this mobilization? As per secret agent warfare… it is no surprise that the reasoning is a secret…

2021/08/21: Purple Anon at Pergamon to Lead Assault on Devil Worshipper Capital – Confused after they obey him and Repent, but not Repent

Devil worshippers claim Purple Anon is the devil and their God. They obey Purple and convert to Christianity, yet remain devil worshippers. Purple in a state of confusion before his final approach to the devil throne in Pergamon.


To fill you in a little history with Purple Anon. In Christian circles he is widely known as “The Little Apostle Paul” because of his attacks upon Christianity before converting over ten years ago; the same as Saul of Tarsus was an enemy of Christianity before he converted and became The Apostle Paul. However, since Purple confined his attacks only to words, while Paul was known to kill Christians, thus Purple Anon earned the Prefix “Little”.

To make it short, Purple Anon follows the “one-ness” version of Christianity, which believes the one God took on human form in Jesus. In this form of Christianity, the Trinity is seen as God’s way of explaining how a human can become God in the same way as He showed how God can become a human; and in this way a Christian will become part of the body of Christ, that is the body of God, and retain redemption for sin because they are no longer human but God in human form. God in human form is also known as the Son of God. The teachings of Jesus in this aspect reflect how Jesus, being God himself, still prayed to his Father, not because he was talking to himself, but rather to explain and teach to us the infinitely deep teachings to learn how to receive the Holy Spirit in order to become Sons of God. It is not my intention here to fully explain the teachings of Jesus, but to give you the minimum necessary to understand the events currently happening in Pergamon.

During Purple’s time as “Little Saul”, his attacks on Christianity gained support from Muslims and Jews, because his reasoning was that Christians were blaspheming the idea of a One true God, whom Purple has always believed in and worshipped passionately. It was not until later that Purple began to understand the idea of one-ness doctrine in Christianity which understands the Trinity in the way I just described; which eventually led to his conversion ten years ago and he has remained one of the most zealous Christians ever since. I won’t go into the details, but during Purple’s time as “Little Saul”, he would often try to spite the Christians by using the number of the devil. Not because Purple was a devil worshipper, but instead to symbolize his disgust with Christian doctrine, and Christian scripture, that he viewed as an insult upon the one true God. To put it simply, Purple did not believe in the number of the devil, or even the existence of the devil, but used it as his way to annoy Christians at that time. Because he did not believe in the existence of the devil, Purple would often use the character as a device in his artistic expression. He would make artistic videos where he played the part of the devil, and then switched over to playing the part of fighting against the devil; and other such similar things. When Purple finally converted, he viewed his former time using that number, and using the devil as a device for his art, as symbolizing an evil spirit which was present in him during that time when he did not recognize his God in Jesus Christ. And thus began Purple Anon’s crusade against devil worshippers, and explains why Purple Anon’s reputation for never saying the devil number, not even when explaining about the number, but instead referring to it indirectly by saying things like triple six. Purple is known also for never saying a certain common name for the devil for the same reason, and also he becomes very annoyed when seeing and hearing the number or name, so that his enemies often display the name and number in his presence in an attempt to irritate him.


Now that you know the background, let’s talk about the current events in Pergamon. It appears that a large majority of the devil worshippers have known about Purple Anon ever since his time as Little Saul ten years ago. And due to Purple’s many videos where he played the part of the devil as a poetic device, he became known in devil worshipper circles possibly as the coming of the “son of the devil”, which in the Christian reflection means similarly the devil in human form. The words Purple spoke during his time when speaking as the devil as a poetic device, have been written down in those devil worshipping cults as scripture. And it has become a popular theme amongst these devil worshippers that they believe Purple Anon is the devil and the son of the devil at the same time, and true to their devil worshipping form, they have come to worship Purple Anon as their God. It is impossible to know the full extent of the Purple Anon worship amongst the devil worshippers, but it appears to be massive and growing by the day. Purple Anon’s protectors fear what they might have planned for his arrival in Pergamon, which is also known as the throne of the devil for where sits the place of the Temple of Zeus on the acropolis of Pergamon. Purple Anon has not yet approached this place, but will be doing so today.  All eyes are set upon these events currently happening. Yet, true to secret agent warfare, any average passerby would not notice anything unusual as legions and legions of secret agents from every part of the world wear their “masks” which is to say acting out their false identities, and it does appear that Purple Anon is just an average common folk walking around. This aids an anonymous feature that protects him better than if he were to arrive and attract attention like a king, and thus be unable to hide from his enemies if needed.

What’s most unusual about this situation, and sources say that it is deeply troubling Purple Anon; that the devil worshippers who worship him as the devil are being extremely polite and hospitable to him; more so than he has ever experienced from anyone in his life. While they will not deny that they are devil worshippers, and that they worship him because they believe he is the devil, still it is for that same reason that they believe everything Purple says. And in this they have become Christians and do now worship God and Jesus as his Son, if only because Purple Anon told them to do so. Not only this, but they have taken Purple’s trinity interpretation doctrine to mean that the Holy Spirit has come over Purple Anon and that he has become God in human form, which further cements their belief that the devil is God, and that Purple Anon is the devil, the son of the devil, God, and the Son of God, all at the same time. And thus these devil worshippers hang on Purple Anon’s every word with all sincerity, and they constantly seek to understand what Purple believes and to copy it. So in this way, Purple Anon has become confused within himself. Because he came to Pergamon with the intent to begin the crusade against devil worshippers by means of bursting through the door of their most sacred place at their so called throne of the devil. Yet, when he arrived he was surprised to see a people who worshipped God and Jesus in the same way as he did. What he saw was people who were polite and friendly in the same way he seeks to be polite and friendly to all. And in this way a sense of peace has come over Purple Anon that he has never felt before.

Gathering from what has been released in the varied reports about Purple in Pergamon so far, suggests that Purple is in a state of confusion. He came to Pergamon with uncountable legions of secret agents and a massive alliance of Christians, Muslims, and Jews; all ready to begin the most massive assault on the cult of devil worshippers that has ever been prepared maybe in the history of all preparations that have ever been made for any war. Then, finally, like trying to take a step on a stairway, only for your foot to miss because a step was missing that you thought was there, and it throws your body off balance because your balance was prepared for a step. In the same way, it appears that Purple Anon has been thrown off balance for the moment, as he now attempts to adjust his understanding of this sect of devil worshippers who love God in the same way as he does. On top of this, discussions have begun about the mystery of the Trinity, which is fundamentally a confusing concept because to worship God, but then also to receive the Holy Spirit and have God speak and act through you, whilst not falling victim to megalomania manic behavior symptoms which are very common among Christians who become lost in their study of the Trinity, as it can lead to abusive and arrogant behavior if one becomes too lost in their belief that they have received the Holy Spirit and become God in human form. As a result of all this, what was intended to be a battering ram entrance into the devil worshipping city gates, has instead become an enormous peaceful discussion of philosophy.  Various segments of Purple Anon’s protectors are in divided in how best to respond to such an unpredicted outcome.  All is peaceful for the moment, if not slightly tense. A sense of awe is pervading the atmosphere as the moment approaches of Purple Anon’s arrival to this the most holy site of devil worshippers, that is the place of Zeus’s temple on top of the main archeological hill of Pergamon.  We will keep you updated as the situation develops.

2021/08/18: Purple Anon Negotiations In Anatolia – Rise of ARAB NATIONAL SOCIALISM

Purple Anon has arrived in Turkey for the process of various negotiations, as arranged through secret channels stemming from his code circles. The process is still ongoing with the Turks, but the Arab-White relationship has made a breakthrough with the aid of revolutionary psychological techniques used to resolve the conflicting issues between the common folk of the White and Arab races.

These techniques involve converting the wider psychological conflicts between whites and arabs and transferring them into a chosen Arabic common folk whom Purple Anon associates with. Using standard mind manipulation techniques, the most common Arabic thinking patterns are pushed into the mind of that chosen common folk, which then allows Purple Anon to communicate with the hive mind of the Arabic common folk through a single individual Arabic man. As the conflicts between the white race and Arabic race are volatile, this has resulted in significant stress for Purple Anon and his Arabic common folk friend, as they represent the complex interactions of white-arab relations.

Through this process, Purple was seen to receive great psychological damage, as he contended with the mass of conflict between the two races, represented in his friend. Arguments within the leadership of the various branches surrounding Purple came to a head when discussing how much pain is reasonable to inflict upon Purple for the sake of finding a solution to white-arab common folk psychological conflict. As purple became more and more damaged in this process, there developed a fracture in the unity of his supporters. While one side claimed that if Purple understood the full extent of the importance of this process for the sake of the future, then he would undoubtedly approve of his suffering. Knowing Purple’s habit of taking suffering for the greater good, the other side did not disagree, but contended that at some point their loyalty requires them to put a stop to it when his suffering becomes unbearable to watch; if not for the sake of Purple himself, then for the sake of the people who can not bare to see him in so much pain.

As the situation flowed from extreme to extreme, Purple showed a short recovery time as the most volatile issues were transferred into the Arab common folk’s psychology. This inspired calls for transferring the most serious issues into his Arab friend. Yet the other side still called for putting a stop to it, claiming that just because Purple can recover quickly does not make up for the high concentration of his psychological pain within that short time. To transfer the most volatile issues would ensure that Purple would experience unprecedented psychological pain, which many would not allow after having just recovered from a serious psychological wound only the night before.

As the balance of these two opposing viewpoints sought to find a middle compromise, Purple Anon himself became awakened and addressed the situation; putting the two sides at ease and requested that the process continue so that a solution could be found. Purple’s awareness was shocking to the new observers who had not yet witnessed what old observers discovered long ago. It was enough to let the process continue.

As the process did continue the last few days, there were various points where the relationship between him and his common folk arab friend reached the point of destruction that they were about to negatively go their separate ways; which would symbolize a continued conflict between the white and arab races. With held breath, observers watched as the process played itself out at the very edge. Yet at the end, the long time relationship between Purple and his Arab friend was able to prevent a negative end result. Finally, with confirmation from a majority of psychological translators, the process came to a positive equilibrium with the friendship still intact. This symbolized the found solution to the Arab-White common folk conflicts, which will now allow the translators to convert the solution into real world propaganda and political policy.

To cement the success of the found solution, a Arab National Socialist flag was drafted and will shortly be circulated around the Arab psychological spectrum to calculate what changes should be made, if any.

The success of the process will now allow time for other work to be done, including the initiation of Passion Trials with Turk leaders. Passion Trials are the method Purple has used to train and strengthen his own secret agent teams. While the Passion Trials are an extremely secretive process, due to the nature of personal problems rising to the surface during each passion episode, still word has come down that it has been successful so far, while painful, and the Turks are signaling a desire to continue with the process. We’ll keep you updated here as things proceed.

2021/07/16: Trojan War 2.0? Purple Anon draws Line in the Sand with Russians: “Release Baden’s Red Sparrows!”

Purple Anon, as a peace seeker, usually does not issue ultimatums. Yet, once again his passionate love for women has guided his decision. Some background information first. Red Sparrow is an unofficial term used to refer to a specific kind of Russian female secret agent, trained from childhood to be cunning and powerful tools of espionage, with a focus creating the special type of female agent who could use the natural powers of a beautiful woman over the male mind to its maximum effect. Red sparrows were active during Soviet Russia, and remain active in post soviet Russia in an updated form. The Russians were renowned for creating the most skilled agents of this kind, using training techniques that had results far surpassing anything attained by other nations. At some point it became an obvious fact that Russians had a monopoly on this type of agent, and it was considered like a high card in the Russian deck, that men exposed to Red Sparrows were generally at their complete mercy, especially if they matched their female physical preference. Myths of the prowess of red sparrows in hand to hand combat is exaggerated in movie characters like Black Widow, however they are instructed a minimum of fighting skills which might be necessary in emergency situations. However, the red sparrows main skill is their specialized in using sexuality applied to male psychology as a weapon, even to the point of mating with a man and having children if needed, all while still remaining loyal to their mission as part of their function to exact a totality of control over their targeted men.

The collective body of National Socialists with views similar to Purple Anon’s revival of National Socialism, have become known as Purple National Socialism. In this article, the term Purple National Socialism will be abbreviated with the acronym PNS.

It’s unknown exactly how many red sparrows are currently active. Yet, it has come to Purple Anon’s attention, that many PNS men have found themselves in the situation of being in a relationship with a woman who is highly likely to be a red sparrow. In usual form, Purple Anon has declined to speak for the people’s of other nations, but when it comes to his own nation of Baden, he is very direct. Leaks from Purple Anon’s upcoming book, temporarily called Mein Kampf 2.0, has revealed Purple Anon’s attitude toward women as a middle ground view that demands the chivalrous treatment of women, while still holding the traditional view that Baden men are in authority over their women. With that in mind, sources tell me that Purple Anon has recently made it clear to Russian PNS leadership that Red Sparrows attached to PNS Baden men must be released to their authority, and thus to the authority of Baden. Purple anon is quoted as saying, “I will not stand any longer to see the hearts of my fellow Baden men ripped out because of Red Sparrows. When Baden men attach to a woman, it is forever. Once a Baden heart has attached to a woman, his biology will not allow him to let her go in a divorce. Thus, we have no choice but to go to white civil war with Russia, if the Red Sparrows of our Baden men are not handed over to us.”

Many PNS groups in the other white nations besides Baden have voiced their support for an eventual white civil war with PNS in Russia if they do not accept Purple Anon’s request on Red Sparrows. Even while those other nations may have policies of divorce, still they respect Purple Anon’s claim that the biological quality of his own people causes attachment to a female to be forever. Celtic PNS has recently unified in all of Ireland around Purple Anon, and have pledged their support for the Red Sparrow question. France’s PNS has been pulled into a vortex of passion over the issue so much so that their government had to restore order under the cover of putting down some anti-lockdown riots. The PNS women of France were so touched by the romantic aspect of Purple’s prose concerning the forever attachment of a Baden man’s heart, that large numbers of these women have signed a shockingly titled “Pledge to Die” unless Baden’s Red Sparrows are released. Similarly in France among the men, is the relation of Purple Anon’s situation comparable to the old story of Paris and Helena, which saw Paris throw his people into the equivalent of a world war at that time, all for the sake of his love for a single woman. The city of Paris was named after that historical figure, and the intellectuals of France in large part consider themselves descendants of the Trojans and of Paris through his father Priam King of Troy. The people PNS in Germany, us usual, already see Purple Anon as the second coming of Hitler and would follow him into hell itself, and in fact have to constantly be restrained from doing so as their natural desire to prove their loyalty through suffering compels them. Thus the support PNS Germany in a potential conflict with the Russians is not questioned.

Racialists in Hungary have also recently reversed their anti-Purple Anon stance to now become a branch of PNS. Previously, Purple’s harsh words concerning Hungarian culture being descended from Atilla the Hun at first caused a conflict. But after being inspired by Purple’s anti-homosexual-man rhetoric in his June 4th speech; the Hungarians have made a deal to commit to the process of transitional states to separate the Mongol elements from the white elements in the Hungarian people, according to Purple’s brand of National Socialism. Thus PNS in Hungary, and similarly in its brother country Bulgaria, have made motions of support in a potential conflict with Russia. PNS in Serbia and the rest of the Balkans have also come to be fully supportive of Purple Anon, since solving the problem with Hungary and Bulgaria opened up the entire Balkans to a future peace.

PNS in all the other non-Russian Slavic nation leaders have come to give their nod of support in one form or another, due to Purple’s championing of Slavic recognition in eastern Europe. PNS in Ukraine has offered to be the “leading blow” against Russia if the conflict erupts, which is becoming known as The Trojan War 2.0. Even racialists in Turkey, an expected ally of Russia in this situation and who was expected to be Purple Anon’s most lasting enemy, have recently begun forming their own Turkish PNS groups and in private begun referring to Purple Anon as “Sultan”. These PNS Turks also reminded the PNS world of the unfinished peace negotiations with Purple from 5 years ago, which discussed a propaganda peace between Turks and white PNS. (I will post the old SecretAgentWars.com article on those negotiations later this week.) This “propaganda peace” involved executing a transitional state process to hand over Anatolia back to whites, in exchange for spreading the “mostly true” propaganda storyline that the Turks have been loyal guardians of all the sacred places of Byzantium and Christianity, safeguarding it from corruption with Turkish culture. With such propaganda they hope to pacify white rage toward the Turkish people for the conquest of Constantinople and Byzantium.

The PNS Russians seem to have quite the decision to make with a fully united western front PNS coalition, basically all non-Russian PNS whites, ready to confront them. As PNS continues to grow all over the world, this conflict within PNS could have serious consequences for the world. Even what would be Russia’s traditional heavyweight ally in coalition wars, China racialists, are expected to stay out of this potential future white civil war, in consideration of the National Socialist principle that non-whites to stay out of white civil wars while whites stay out of Asian civil wars. It’s unknown as of now if PNS in other white nations are considering adopting the same policy on women as Purple has for Baden, and so might eventually make the same request of the Russians for their own men. But Purple has purposely made his request small, for the women themselves only, and making clear that his main concern is for the red sparrows attached to Baden men. Still, Purple has not hidden his hope that Russia would play a conciliatory role in easing tension by overstepping this his minimum request and possibly train Baden men in the keys of Red Sparrow mind control, so they could learn how to better understand and free the minds of their fiercely independent, and often notoriously cruel, Red Sparrow women. The Russians are known to have an iron command over red sparrow’s minds due to the nature of that secret training given them. Purple Anon also desires the insight of the red sparrow philosophy into heterosexual man psychology, in order to help him further develop the tactics of his Anti-Homosexual-Man Priesthood and Heterosexual Club. In short, Purple has offered the chance of peace, but refuses to hide that he completely supports these Baden men, for whom he knows it is impossible for them to give up on a woman. Thus he has concluded that him and his people there is no other choice, no matter how strong the Russians may be with their sparrows. For myself, I do hope this situation is resolved peacefully. I do not want to see a white civil war, and I fear white civilization would be in danger from external enemies if the Trojan War 2.0 were to manifest itself. Heil Hitler.

2021/07/11: Celtic Affiliated Conor McGregor wears Full Purple Suit to open possible collaboration with Purple Anon – And Purple’s Response

It now appears to be becoming a running theme of celebrities wearing purple at a public event as a means of making the first step of showing support, and requesting a line of communication, to collaborate with Purple Anon.  Conor McGregor is the latest to communicate in this way.

McGregor At his most recent high publicity news conference on July 8, for this upcoming mixed martial arts fight with Dustin Poirier, wore an all purple suit, complete with purple vest, tie, handkerchief, and flower lapel pin. It is the same exact color of suit, possibly the same brand of suit, that purple anon wore at his June 4th speech and promotional videos. Conor McGregor’s special relevance to White National Socialism has to do with his cemented place as a representative of the Irish, or Celtic peoples.

Those more deeply connected into the events of the past 10 years with Purple Anon, will know that a big part of the reason behind Brexit was due to a leak of Purple Anon’s drafts for his proposed native homeland borders in Europe. In particular attention were his drafted borders for the national homeland of Celtic people, a major sub-race of the white ethnicity. At one extreme, people claim the Celtic people’s national homeland should be all of central Europe, and that their land was stolen over the course of the last 2500 years. The other extreme would only recognize Ireland as Native Celtic land.

Purple Anon, as usual, struck a middle decision on the Celtic question, yet pre-maturely had his thoughts cast into the spotlight when a copy of his border drafts leaked to show that he supported the entirety of the British Isles, minus Scotland, to be Celtic homeland. Yet what was more revealing was his including the northwestern half of France also as native Celtic land. This sparked the 2016 Brexit development which is still a hotly contested issue today. At the time, Purple Anon doubled down on the leak of his maps, saying he supported Brexit, yet emphasized that his maps were only in the drafting brainstorm process, and that it was unfair to consider him permanently decided upon those borders.

Considering Conor McGregor’s purple suit overture, I asked Purple Anon if he had any updated comments on Brexit since the 2016 leak of his map drafts.  He gave me permission to paste this as a quote from him here:

“I was maybe a little hasty to support Brexit so forcefully at the time in 2016. I’ve developed a better understanding recently for the history of England, and I would like to make this clarification.  That while I do support the eventual return of England to Celtic native authority, I do recognize that England has been established for 1500 years, and was a state of the Roman empire for another 500 years before that. With that in mind, I feel like it might be wise set up a transitional state of England that remains part of the European Union, whilst taking Ireland and Scotland out. My goal is the year 1500 BC as the model, being the last time when political and native borders were in agreement. Yet, we cannot expect to jump straight to that time period which necessitates the establishment of temporary transitional states. Perhaps we should set a goal of the year 400 as the model for our transitional states. In year 400, England was part of the Roman empire, but not Ireland or Scotland. Scotland appears to me at this time to be part of the Scandinavian Norse sphere, but I need to look into that more. Ireland however, without question, should be out of the European Union as its inclusion with the United Kingdom is only 400 years old and even during that time it has been partial and not a stable inclusion. Yet, I’ll stick with my long term goal of my Celtic homeland based on my 2016 border draft leak. England, in my opinion, should be a temporary transitional state, the same as France itself, until such time as we can make the next step toward returning the Old World Order of the year 1500 BC before chaotic events sent the world on a chaotic course. Post Roman England was a complex hybrid of Celtic, German, French, Roman, and Norse people that slowly stabilized after a thousand years. Yet, let us not forget that Julius Caesar once caused the Celts to flee their former homelands in modern France, formerly Gaul; and it is even strongly thought that the Celts were in modern Germany along with the Norse where was formed the original mainland European Celtic-Norse hybrid race which the Romans would call German. I put all these ideas together to conclude that the north-western half of France is rightly Celtic, even while whites are not yet ready for that eventuality which makes the need for an England transitional state very important. We also can’t be kicking the French out of Europe until we secure for them what I perceive as their traditional Trojan heritage homeland in the Anatolian peninsula. Because, of course, Asiatic Turk-Arab leaning hybrids (with a touch of Greek they say) are currently reigning in Anatolia; which will have to be resolved before the French can take their proper place there again for the first time in roughly 3000 years. But that’s another story for another one of your articles, Code-Bro. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to reveal my updated thoughts on Brexit. I welcome Connor McGregor’s assistance in my communicating with the Celtic peoples. I consider my Baden race to be a hybrid which does contain an element of Celtic in it, and so I do feel a special connection the Celtic people. Sieg Heil.”

Purple Anon

2021/07/09: Norse Secret Societies are debating giving Purple Anon the Real Thor’s Hammer, not seen in 1300 years

It’s been reported that Norse Secret societies are discussing if it is an appropriate time to once again unlock the hidden location of the mythological secret weapon known as Thor’s hammer. They are also discussing if Purple Anon is worthy to wield the hammer. Thor’s Hammer originated with the Norse people long ago. It was not designed to be physically a weapon, but rather was an ingenious set of rules ritually initiated and applied to the governing power of a chosen person who could then apply that power by making signals with the hammer itself. The outer obedience of secret societies to signals with the hammer were what gave it power, and so it was not literally a magical power as in the folkish legends.

You might ask how I know these things, and I will only tell you that these stories of Thor’s Hammer I shall tell are not written down in some certified document, but rather I’ve collected these stories from a long life of constantly seeking out all the different versions of the different legends passed from person to person. Each takes what he hears and passes on what moves him in his heart as true. Thus, I will now deliver to you this truth in the same way I received it. I will tell you a story.

The hammer is carefully constructed with delicate psychological rituals combined with deep connections to secret societies, which when accomplished initiates a powerful system of governing order which can be applied to any object, not just a hammer. Depending on how deeply its secretive system of order is constructed, the power contained in that chosen object could last a shorter or longer time. The ancient Egyptians were known to do this with their giant obelisk stones which have been taken to various places by people who still believe in the power of the secret societies attached to the obelisks which protect the places in which they reside. If the psychological construction around on object is weak or done without coordination, then it may be a weak or short lived power. Yet, if it is constructed with care, the object may retain great power a long time until the devotions of the secret societies surrounding are gradually forgotten and the power of the object fades away.

At some point in ancient history, the Norse people were said to have completed an enormous task over many centuries to place this kind of power into their chosen object, which was a hammer. The creation ritual of this hammer was on such a large scale, and the needed psychological elements were so perfectly executed, that the hammer they created was of of great power. The power within that hammer was so great, that its first user developed a God-like status among the people, and he became known as Thor the God of Thunder. Thor’s Hammer was indescribably powerful, and its power lasted well beyond its original generation. Eventually, tribes of the Norsemen decided the hammer was too powerful to be continuously in use, and they decided to hide the weapon amongst secret guardians, and to only take it out for emergency situations.

Yet, even as Thor’s Hammer was used in emergency situations, the potency of the power of the hammer never degraded, even after hundreds and thousands of years later. Even after prolonged periods of hiding it and attempting to enforce forgetting of its memory in the common people, still the hammer continued to function and perhaps grew more powerful with time. This frightened later guardians of Thor’s Hammer so that they added an additional layer of secrecy which kept it hidden even during most emergency situations.

It is thought that Merovech of the medieval Franks was at some point deemed worthy to carry Thor’s Hammer during a special emergency time when Attila and the Huns had almost conquered all of Europe. At the Battle of the Catalaunian Plains in year 451, Merovech used the hammer against Attila and the Huns. The details of the true events after he used the hammer, other than Atilla’s defeat, were afterward purposely hidden, and false stories spread in its place for the purpose of being easily able to hide the hammer again. What stories do come down to us about the effect of Merovech using Thor’s Hammer involve it creating profound awe in all who witnessed it. Comparable to the use of nuclear weapons today, but of even greater power. It’s said Merovech lightly tapped the hammer a single time in a signal against Attila’s forces. The effect was so efficient and immediate against Attila, that afterward Merovech was severely disturbed and counseled all involved to immediately hide the hammer so that he could not swing it again. Merovech and the hammer’s secret society elders would not permit the hammer to be used again even to finish fully driving the Huns out of eastern Europe. The result of this single tap of Thor’s Hammer by Merovech forever established him as a legend among the Frankish people, so that his descendants ruled the Franks as the Merovingian dynasty for two hundred years afterward.

The last time Thor’s hammer is said to have been used was during the Battle of Tours in year 732, by Charles Martel, also of the Franks. At the time, the Arab Muslim Umayyad Caliphate was on the verge of taking over all the developed world to place it under Muslim Sharia Law. The Umayyads sought to eliminate their last major rival in, the Byzantine Empire, which would finally leave them unopposed to finish conquering the Eurasian continent from the Atlantic to the Pacific oceans. The Umayyads were about to finish an encirclement of the Byzantines by going up and around through Spain and Europe to hit the Byzantines on their western border. This would force the Byzantines into a two front war during a time when they were struggling to maintain the stalemate of a single front war with the Ummayads. In addition to cutting off the supplies coming from their white and Christian allies in Europe, Byzantium would certainly fall if this occurred, and then there would be nothing left to restrain the Umayyads from world domination. In 732, only the small army of the Franks under a Merovingian king was left standing in the way of an enormous Umayyad Muslim force and their goal.

In this situation, the secret societies initiated the unlocking of the Thor’s Hammer location, and they gave it to the Merovingian king, a patrilineal descendent of Merovech. Yet the memory of Merovech’s extreme emotional disturbance after using the hammer still haunted his descendants even 300 years later. Thus the hammer was given over to his main government minister, the palace mayor Charles, son of Pepin of Herstal, who afterward became known as Charles Martel, meaning Charles the Hammer.

Upon hearing the story of Merovech’s use of the hammer, Charles became decidedly cautious about using it. The attributes of the hammer told to him were that it would not break no matter how hard it was swung, and that if thrown it would always hit its intended target and always return to the thrower. Charles was curious to test the qualities of the hammer, yet ruled out ever testing its destructive strength, and so instead amused himself that no matter how secretively or where he would throw the hammer, it was always fetched and brought back to him shortly afterward by some member connected into the secret orders surrounding the hammer.

During the Battle of Tours in year 732, when battle with the Umayyad Muslims came to a head, the Frankish army stood across from the Umayyad army. Still decided on not using the hammer for an offensive strike, Charles threw the hammer onto the battlefield between his own men and the Umayyads, where his own men could not fetch it else risk being struck down by the enemy out in the open before reaching it. Thus, according to the complex powers of the hammer, it so happened that secret agent infiltrators within the Umayyads, loyal to the hammer, took it upon themselves to fetch the hammer and bring it back to Charles under the disguise of a skirmish. Finally Charles was beginning to understand the true nature of the hammer’s power working within secret societies all over the world. Charles repeated this experiment many ways with the same result, and at one point he commanded his men to form an impenetrable phalanx so to not let the Umayyad infiltrators return the hammer. His men held their ground bravely, and even when their line was broken, they still persisted by building another phalanx around Charles himself to prevent the hammer’s return to him, until finally Charles relented and let the hammer be returned to him, at which point the secret infiltrating Umayyads ceased their struggle and were thus able to be pushed back by the Franks in what what appeared to be just another skirmish.

This went on over the course of 7 days, and while Charles now understood the hammer better, still he was confused how to proceed against an army which contained secret infiltrators loyal to him and the hammer, yet were also mixed with true enemies of Christianity and European freedom. He did not want to sacrifice his secret allies, and also wanted to heed Merovingian advice to avoid using the hammer as a destructive force. While contemplating this, the Umayyad leadership made the decision for a full attack. Faced with a decision to either use the hammer for a strike or be destroyed, Charles had one last idea. After the entire Umayyad force engaged them in battle, a small group of men or maybe Charles himself brought the hammer around the battlefield and dropped it behind the Umayyad army into their camp and returned to the battle. Immediately, the Umayyad army split in two, with one group as secret infiltrators feigning retreat to fetch the hammer behind them. This left only the Umayyad soldiers which the Franks could now distinguish as their true enemies. The Franks were able to surround and destroy the remaining confused Umayyad army. This resulted in a victory that became known as the turning point in the failure of the Umayyad conquest of Europe. The hammer itself was hidden once again immediately afterward and not used to drive the Muslim Caliphates out of Spain, which took another 700 years.

2021/07/08: Purple Anon & SecretAgentWars returns after Month-Long recovery from June 4th Speech

The amount of preparatory work done for last month’s June 4 White National Socialist Meeting and Purple Anon speech, required so much energy on the part of Purple Anon and SecretAgentWars, that we have spent the last month tending to all the other duties we were neglecting for the sake of that meeting. Check out the recording of the speech if you haven’t already. Purple Anon himself, as well as me (code name “Code-Bro”; I run this website), have been so completely emotionally and physically exhausted from the effort, that it has taken until now to recollect ourselves; so that I feel it necessary to announce that we are officially back at it again, and you can expect to see regular updates once again here at SecretAgentWars.com . Both the purple pill and red pill sections will shortly begin to be updated with separate articles. To advertise the meeting, we felt it was needed to post the same material on both the Purple and Red pill sections. We will continue to post in both sections for important announcements, but besides that be sure to check both sections if it’s the case that you are interested in both.


  • Purple Anon’s revision update for the A New Beginning article that served as the complimentary written version of the speech with extended detail that could not be covered in a two hour speech. The article as it was posted orginally was an unrevised first draft due to running out of time.
  • Purple Anon is starting to throw himself into the work of writing his own Mein Kampf book. Release date will be announced soon.
  • Nazi & Negro podcast also has some more guests in the works soon.
  • Updated info for the fallout surrounding the effects of Purple Anon’s June 4th speech.

Sieg Heil.
– Code-Bro

2021/06/03 : Purple Anon publishes article titled “A New Beginning”

In accordance with Adolf Hitler’s publishing his own article called “A New Beginning” on the day before his February 27, 1925 speech, purple anon has also done so on this day before the white National Socialist Meeting tomorrow and his own speech.